Planning for Best Dog Hike Events Begins

Perseverance (and a bit of whining) does pay off. Three of my new book proposals are now in the laps and hands of publishers – one is approved (I’ll talk about that in an upcoming blog), the other two are just inches away. Keep fingers crossed!

But that’s not why I’m adding an entry to the blog today. IF you read my blog entry from September 20^th (and if not – why not? J) I mentioned that my new book, “Best Dog Hikes Alabama” is on the fast track to completion with the final copy coming my way for approval shortly.

With the completion of the book, I’m ready to move ahead with plans I had early on to help some of the many no-kill animal shelters in the state raise awareness about rescue dogs, raise a little money to help them and their mission, and to maybe help some of their rescues find Forever Homes.

BUT, I need a little help – from YOU! – to make this happen.

Here’s what I would like to do. Remember, this will all begin around March 2019:

• Hold rescue events on the Gulf Coast (Mobile/Baldwin County), Montgomery, Birmingham, and Huntsville to start. After that, we’ll see how it goes to move it to other cities
• Each event will be a single day event with:Tents where local shelters can set up and accept donations and (hopefully) adopt a few rescues.
• I would like the event to be in an area where potential new puppy parents can “test walk” the dog they plan to adopt – a short hiking trail at the site is perfect
• Presentations to help you with your new friend on training and bringing them home by local trainers, info on medical care by local vets
• A shop where you can buy t-shirts and copies of the new book with proceeds going to the shelters
• Booths by local pet shops with a portion of the proceeds to benefit the shelters
• Food Trucks

 Whew! That should do it (what can I say? I think big.)

Here’s what I need help with. If you live in any of the areas mentioned, I am in need of contacts for any of the above – local animal shelters that need help, a couple of local vets and trainers who may be able to do a presentation or two, and a good venue in the area where this can be held and (since I’m out of area) a suggestion on who to contact to set up the venue.

I would really appreciate any suggestions! Please send me an email at joecuhajauthor @ gmail.com (take out the spaces), drop me a line on Messenger, or use my online Contact Form at www.joe-cuhaj.com/contact.html.

Of course, I will keep you posted as events are set up.

I can’t thank you enough for helping make these events happen! Until next time….

Best Dog Hikes Alabama - The End is Near

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to writing something else, here comes second round of edits for Best Dog Hikes Alabama.

I just received it yesterday and all I can say is, wow! The layout department at Falcon Guides did an amazing job on it! I think you’re going to like the colors and format of this one. The editors took my suggestions to heart, corrected me on some issues, and it reads well. Like my old high school Creative Writing teacher, Mr. George Sterling, used to say, “It made me feel like I was really there.”

So, I’m doing my last proof read to make sure we haven’t glossed over any glaring errors, like leading you and your dog off a cliff (just kidding!!!) and will have it back to the publisher in a week. Then the final read comes soon after WITH the new cover (my favorite part - to see which of my photos they have selected).

The bottom line is that we are on target for a March 2019 release! Can’t wait.

Now, as I announced a few months ago, after finishing researching and writing Best Dog Hikes Alabama, I decided that I really wanted to help some of the rescue organizations that do a wonderful job finding forever homes for these pets. What I am trying to do is set up a events on the Gulf Coast (Mobile / Baldwin County), Montgomery, Birmingham, and Huntsville. There will be possibly be others but right now I’m shooting for the big four cities.

My “dream” is to have these events in a location where we can have several dog rescue groups from those cities gather with some of their pups, where you can “test drive” one on a short hike, then adopt them. We would have copies of the book and other merchandise for sale and food with a good portion of the proceeds going to these non-profits. I’d like to have trainers, vets, and outfitters do a few presentations…what can I say? I think big!

If you live in or near one of these cities, I’m looking for suggestions on a good venue to hold the event that fit the bill (for example, Remy’s Dog Park at Red Mountain..hint, hint) and a few names of the rescue organizations in those cities I can contact to get the ball rolling.

If you have any suggestions, I’d love to hear from you. You can send me a message on Facebook or drop me a line at Joe Cuhaj Author @ gmail.com (take out the spaces). I look forward to hearing from you.

‘Til next time…

Short Stories and the Story Pod

As you may – or may not – know, I do two different types of podcasts, one audio and one video. If you’ve ever had a chance to view or listen to one, I’d like to hear from you and get your opinions on them. Just add a comment below, drop me a message of Facebook, or visit my online contact page.

As I said, there are two types of podcasts I produce. First, there are my videos that run the gambit, from sharing some of my favorite hikes and outdoor adventures, to short historical documentaries, to music videos by my old band. I usually post these once a month but have two planned for September, a new one from my book, Hiking through History Alabama, and the first one for my new book, Best Dog Hikes Alabama.

The audio podcasts are my absolute favorite to produce, probably because of my old radio career that to me was my dream job. I call these podcasts my “Story Pods”. They are simply short stories about growing up that hopefully we can all relate to, that bring back happy memories for you, or just get you thinking. I always post at least one a month to SoundCloud for your listening pleasure.

Several of the stories have been culled from my book, Living in a Banana Dream, but there have been new stories produced with more on the way, all of which are “loosely based on faulty memories”.

I love producing these for several reasons. The first, as I mentioned, was that I get to put my radio chops to work. I love to work in a studio. The other reason, and most obvious, it that they take me – and hopefully you, too – back to our childhoods when life was simpler.

I love producing these for several reasons. The first, as I mentioned, was that I get to put my radio chops to work. I love to work in a studio. The other reason, and most obvious, is that they take me, and hopefully you, too, back to our childhoods when life was simpler.

So, the stories from Banana Dream, including a ton of new ones, are being refurbished and will be winging their way to a publisher hopefully by the end of the year. We’ll see how that goes. In the meantime, there are more stories to tell so be on the lookout for them. The September 2018 edition is called, “Love is a Many Splintered Thing”, the story of the very first time you go out on a date with the opposite sex. Uh-huh. You’re already reliving your experience, aren’t you?

Don’t forget, you can listen to all of the Story Pods on my website, JoeCuhaj.Com.

Till next time….

The Edits are In! The Edits are In!

My wait is over. I’ve received the first of two go-arounds of edits for the “Best Dog Hikes Alabama” book. All I can say is, at least the Table of Contents is correct. Just kidding! It actually looks great.

From what I see the corrections are the typical lot - a lot of basic “should hyphenate this” and “shouldn’t have abbreviated that”. The rules always slightly change with each book, but that’s ok. I’ll take it!

It really does look good and I think you will enjoy this guide book. I didn’t realize how much detail went into this one until I glossed over it last night.

This first edit is my “corrective” go-around where I get a chance to correct any mistakes that I missed when I proofed it the first time, add any missing tidbits, and make the changes the editors requested. I also get a chance to change any mistakes on the maps.

My hat’s off to the cartographers who did an amazing job transferring my GPS maps and handwritten and diagramed topographic maps into really great looking images.

So, I have 10-days to turn this around and get it back to the editors. The next time I see it there will be no more changes, only minor corrections in grammar and punctuation. It will have all of the full-color photos placed within and I’ll finally get to see the actual cover, which, of course, I will share with all of you just as soon as I see it.

Well, best get to it!

Dear Sir or Madam, Will You Read My Book?

I’m in that Twilight Zone period that all writers face. It’s that void, that black hole where you seem lost, disoriented. You’re not sure what you should do. If you do have an idea about what you should do, you’re not sure where to begin.

That’s right, I’m between projects.

If you are a writer, you’ll know what I’m talking about. I currently have proposals for a few new books sitting on the desks of acquisition editors around the country. You put in long, hard hours on the proposals, putting down on paper (or Word Doc) in great detail the concept behind the book, who the book will appeal to, the marketing plan for the book with solid examples of what you will do to help make it a New York Times bestseller, write a long and lengthy annotated table of contents (which basically outlines the entire book), and then produce at least three sample chapters.

And then you wait.

A response could take anywhere from 2-weeks to 6-months. But here’s the rub: you may NEVER receive a response. Either because they don't like it or they just never read it. So you would think, well, I’ll send the manuscript to multiple publishers. Oh, no. You can’t do that. The publishers you send them to have a strict rule – “no simultaneous submissions”.  What that means is, “You sent the proposal to us, now don’t send it to anyone else until we reply”.

But what if they never reply?

And that’s where I get thrown off the rails. I know the books are rock solid and will do well. Trust me, that’s not conceit. You have to feel that way or why are you writing the book and submitting a proposal in the first place? You want to keep pushing the manuscript to exhaustion before moving on to something else but you know that there is, more often than not, that chance of never hearing from the publisher again for whatever reason. So you feel like you've wasted your time sending the proposal to only one publisher and not hearing anything in 6-months...but you couldn't send it anywhere else. Ugh.

And that’s where I am. I have three proposals out there, manuscripts that I have always wanted to write, that I finally did write, and now they are out there helplessly waiting for the go ahead, or the snub. When you put that much work into something it can be hard to pry yourself out of the hole where all you want to do is just keep pushing the manuscripts out there and do more to give them a fighting chance. But you know that there isn’t much you can do for them except wait, change gears, and get yourself motivated to start on other projects that you have always wanted to do.

But those other proposals…..

King Pong

Greetings again, one and all!

Here we are in the dead of summer. Heat indexes here on the Alabama Gulf Coast will be 110 today so I thought it would be a good idea to clean up my old recording studio and writing room to get it ready for painting. I found boxes of old recordings by my former band, “Quits” and old radio air checks from my broadcasting career. I started thumbing through a filing cabinet and found some remarkable treasures I forgot I had – scripts and ad copy I wrote during my radio days, old short stories from as far back as my high school days, and one story I forgot I had written that I really loved but never had it published.

I thought I’d share the story with you in this entry in the old Blog. This is a story written probably around 1990 or so. I think all parents – maybe even their kids – can relate. It was titled “King Pong” (ok, so it needs a better title.)

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Ugh. I shudder when I think about it. I used the most dreaded phrase ever uttered by mankind the other day. A phrase that I swore I would never use against my own offspring, but there it was, flowing from my mouth like Niagara Falls. It was like a tsunami – it just couldn’t be stopped.

            “When I was your age…”

            How could this have happened? I shake my head now as I think about it. I have become my parents with their constant barrage of, “When I was your age I had to shovel snow in Antarctica!” I had become my grandparents, ramming the phrase into my parent’s heads like a Monty Python sketch gone awry.

            “When we were your age, we had to get up three hours before we went to bed, put a roof on the shed, repaint the barn, and that was all before breakfast.”

            And odds are, I’ve become my great-grandparents as well. I can hear them now as they travelled across the Atlantic, looking for a new life away from Eastern Europe:

            “Vina minda yaga, du hast mina bitta gooda.”

            Loosely translated, “When we were your age, we lived in a shoebox in the middle of the street with only a candle for heat in the dead of winter and the only school we had was the school of fish in the aquarium.”

            In one single breath, I officially became old, stogy, and – GASP! – uncool. It was innocent enough: a simple argument with my daughter about her getting a video game, a Sega, I think it was. In the heat of the battle the phrase came coursing from my lips. I recoiled as the sound of it echoed through the room. But that’s not the worst of it. Not only did I utter those immortal words, I finished it with an equally stupid remark:

            “When I was your age, all we had was Pong!”

            Please pay the gravedigger after he finishes digging this hole for me, won’t you?

            I winced as I waited for the inevitable, the retort from my daughter, the response that has been the guaranteed comeback for countless generations of children over the centuries, “I can’t believe you said that.” But there was nothing. Not a sound. It was quiet. Too quiet.

            I opened one eye, then the other, only to see her staring at me, her head cocked to one side like an inquisitive puppy. Her expression had question marks written all over it.

            “What’s Pong?” she asked.

            “It’s a game,” I answered. “A video game.”

            “You had video games?” she asked surprised.

            “Ah, yeah,” I responded sarcastically. “Do you think I’m from the Dark Ages?”

            I threw my finger up and pointed at her. “DON’T even go there!” I said.

            “You had video games?” she asked again.

            “That’s what I said,” I replied getting a little irritated. “Do I look like Mel Tillis?”

            “Mel…”

            I cut her off mid-sentence. “Do you think I stutter?” I asked. “Oh, never mind.”

            Truth be known, this wasn’t the first time we had a discussion like this. The dialogue usually centered on music. From time in memorial, parents and children have never agreed on music. The classic musical battles over the decades have included parents vs Eminem (“In my day it was M.C. Hammer!”); parents vs the Beatles (“Give me Frankie Avalon any day!”); parents vs Frank Sinatra (“Al Jolson, now there’s music!”). Heck, I imagine that even in the Middle Ages parents were getting onto their kids about listening to some roving minstrel show and a madrigal they didn’t approve of.

            “Brickenden! That lute player is a bad influence! I don’t want you listening to him anymore!”

            And so it was. I was perpetuating the parental idiom and I didn’t like it. No sir, not one bit. But one day, the unexpected happened. It came out of nowhere. It caught me quite by surprise. One day my family came full circle and it all happened innocently enough.

            I was walking down the hallway past my daughter’s bedroom when I heard a seemingly familiar song playing. I paused, cocked my head to get a better listen, and then knocked on the door. She cracked it open and the muffled rap music playing from within became quite clear.

            “So I took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy who was ready to play. It Was it me she was foolin’? Cause she knew what she was doin’ when she told me to walk this way.”

            My face lit up. My daughter turned the CD off.

            “Go on,” she said. “Say it. You don’t like it. Back in my day, blah, blah, blah.”

            “Who is that?” I asked.

            “It’s Run D.M.C.”

            I grabbed her by the hand and whisked her downstairs. Rushing into the den I ran up to a CD player that was sitting on a bookshelf, rifled through a stack of discs, then finding what I was looking for, I plugged it into the machine and hit play. The music came roaring out. It was a favorite of my generation from back in those halcyon days of high school in the 70s. It was Aerosmith singing, “Walk This Way”.

            My daughter started stammering. “But…but…I thought Run D.M.C. wrote it!”

            “No, ma’am,” I said proudly. “Steven Tyler and Aerosmith.”

            “Wow!” she exclaimed. “What else do they sing?”

            I hit the track button and on came another song:

            “Got me the strangest woman, believe me this trick’s no cinch. But I really get her goin’ when I get out my big ten-inch…record of her favorite blues.”

            “That is so cool!” she said.

            Just then my mother, who happened to be visiting at the time, entered the room. She paused, cocked her head, then her face lit up.

            “Hang on,” she said and ran from the room.

            Returning, she turned off the CD, plugged in an old, yellowed cassette tape, and hit play. The sound of a deep, husky male voice swept over us. The sound was undeniably from the 50s:

            “Last night I tried to tease her, I gave my love a little pinch. She said now stop that jivin’, now whip out that big ten-inch…record of your favorite blues.”

            My God! The impossible had happened! In this one, fleeting moment, a bridge spanning the generations was built. It was: Run D.M.C. to Aerosmith to Big Moose Jackson, as beautiful of a combination as Tinkers to Evers to Chance turning a double play. For that brief moment, three generations stopped bickering over which generation was the best.

It wasn’t long before the music faded away, the last note clinging to the air for a moment before my daughter turned and scurried out of the room.

“Still not as good as Green Day!” she shouted.

“Artie Shaw, Missy!” my Mom shouted back. “Now THERE’S music!”

Ripping the cassette out of the machine she stormed from the room.

“Huh,” I said out loud to no one in the room. “That went well.”

I hit the CD play button and the sound of Aerosmith once again filled the room. As the music swelled I realized that for as much as the generations are different, we are all the same, and though we fight it and try hard not to be like the generation before us – our parents – we are the same, cut from the same cloth, or in some cases, vinyl.

A New Leash on Life

Greetings, All!

As Gabriel Heatter used to say (no, I’m not that old. I’m just a radio-phile), “Ah, there’s good news tonight”. Just heard from my editor at Falcon Guides and “Best Dog Hikes Alabama” is in the production line which means editing is officially underway. He tells me the material (maps, photos, the manuscript itself) looks great. Can’t wait for all of you to read it.

As you know, in all Falcon guides that cover hiking, paddling, etc., each trail we write about begins with a summary look at the trail. This section gives you a quick overview of the trip, things like distance, difficulty, trail contacts, and so forth. It also has a category called, “Canine Compatibility”. In most of the guide books, like Hiking Alabama and Hiking the Gulf Coast, this category simply tells readers if dogs are allowed on the trail or not. But it relates different information in Best Dog Hikes Alabama. For this book it tells you if a dog needs to be on a leash or can be off-leash and under voice control.

Before turning in my last draft of the manuscript for editing I noticed a trend: For most of the trails covered, the “Canine Compatibility” category says “Leash Required”. Across Alabama, and most of the country, land owners are requiring that you keep your dog on-leash. Now I’ll be the first to admit it. Years ago when I would take one of my dogs for a hike I would love to see them romp and explore off-leash. But one event can change your perspective. 

When you get down to it, keeping them on-leash and obeying leash laws, even when you think no one will know you’ve turned them loose, is a good thing and can literally be a matter of life and death for your dog not to mention the countless other problems you could face with animal and people encounters.

I want to share with you this month a list. It’s the “9 Reasons to Follow Leash Laws”. This piece was written by Jessica Rhae Williams for one of my favorite online outfitters, Sierra Trading Post. I think it sums up the need for leash laws quite nicely: 

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1. Hiking with your dog on public lands is a privilege, not a right. Most hiking trails are located on lands that are preserved, or protected, for one reason or another. The entities that manage those lands must balance the needs of the ecosystem with the desire of humans to use the space. There are many reservations about allowing dogs on those lands. Land managers try to mitigate those concerns by requiring that dogs be on leash in the area.

2. Leave no trace means your dog too. One of the 7 principles is to stick to the trail to avoid trampling vegetation and disturbing wildlife. Just because a dog is an animal doesn't mean they don't do damage when allowed to wander off trail. Off-leash dogs disturb nesting areas and damage sensitive wildlife habitat. Some trails can see up to 100 dogs a day and impacts have a cumulative effect — they occur from your dog, plus all other off-leash dogs.

3. Your dog might poop in the woods where you can't see it and pick it up. Almost all lands where dogs are allowed have a "scoop-the-poop" law. Pet waste is not natural so it's not OK to leave it on the ground. It contains bacteria and pathogens that can contaminate the water of the nearest lake or stream. Decaying dog waste also deposits excessive amounts of nitrogen fertilizer to the soil, increasing the spread of nitrogen-loving weeds at the expense of native plants.

4. Some people are terrified of dogs. Dog lovers sometimes forget that some people have had bad experiences with dogs in the past or they are afraid of them like some people are afraid of spiders. For people who are afraid or uncomfortable around dogs, an encounter with an off-leash dog can be really scary.

5. Your dog might be friendly but you don't know that the other dog is. While aggressive dogs should not be allowed on the trail, there are many normally friendly dogs who can act aggressive when they feel threatened. Imagine a dog is walking along the trail, a confined space, on a leash and minding their own business. An off-leash dog comes out of nowhere and startles them, run towards them, and violates their space. The other dog may become defensive — barking, lunging, or biting at the other dog in an attempt to get them to go away.

6. Even dog lovers don't like strange dogs rushing at them, jumping on them or otherwise interacting with them without their permission. Imagine how you feel when a stranger inserts themselves in your personal space by standing too close to you or pushing you. Most people feel uncomfortable and they think it's rude. It's no different with a dog. A dog invading someone's personal space can also make them feel uncomfortable.

7. You could ruin the enjoyment for other people. The fact is, some people don't think dogs belong on wilderness trails. While people who hike with their dogs obviously disagree, it is their duty to make sure that their dog interferes with others enjoyment as little as possible. It can also irritate dog owners on the trail when an off-leash dog runs up to their dog and makes them afraid or anxious. Encountering several off-leash dogs on one trail can make the whole hike an unpleasant experience.

8. It gives law-abiding dog owners a bad name. First, it says that dog owners think they don't have to follow the rules. Placing one dog owner's desire to not be burdened by a leash over another dog owner's right to be able to walk their dog(s) in peace can feel insulting. One or two encounters with an irresponsible dog owner can make people see all dog owners in a negative light. Allowing your dog off-leash can also give other dog owners the impression that it is okay, thus perpetuating the problem.

9. To keep your dog safe. Off-leash dogs can get into confrontations with wildlife that might harm them or they may eat something poisonous. They can also fall into ravines or off of cliffs. Last October, a dog chased a squirrel over the edge of a cliff and fell around 150 feet into a river. The dog survived but some have not been so lucky.

There are people that are set in their ways and stubborn about hiking with their dog off leash. I doubt these 9 reasons are going to change their mind. However, the polite thing when flouting the rules is to leash your dog when someone is coming, or at least hold onto their collar until they pass. It shows that, although you are not obeying the law, you are respectful of the safety and enjoyment of others on the trail.